Here's something a Greek guy in my class told me:
A guy walks into the doctor's office for a physical. Learning that he's in fine health, the young man asks, " Doc., what can I do to live longer?"
The doctor replied, "Do you smoke?"
"No."
"Do you drink alcohol?"
"No."
"Do you do drugs?"
"Ummm.. of course not!"
"How often do you have sex?"
"Uhhhh.... never."
After taking some notes, the doctor concluded,"You don't drink, smoke, do drugs, or have sex? Why the heck do you want to live longer?"
